Always look on the bright side of life ...
Upside of job loss:
- Can have opinions about politics OUT LOUD
- More often than not, braless
- Can hone cat-petting skills
- Time to research a future in hobo-ing
- Fewer people pretending they don't notice that my drugstore haircolor effort went sideways
- More time to collect recipes for healthy dinners I'll still never cook
- Less money to keep track of
- Never again have to say "I can take 8, maybe 10 inches"
- Can now charge Jim a reasonable fee for editing his cutlines
- Every time I shower, I'll laugh and laugh about that time I dropped a wad of cash replacing all my towels with new ones from Restoration Hardware three days before I got laid off.