I can't quit you!

I bought an undergarment I thought might be good with my Renaissance Faire costumes. Evidently, its usefulness to me will be that it will move the fat of the chest area into the cup area, thus saving me the embarrassment of ... what? I'm already walking around wearing sofa upholstery and toting a turkey leg. Me? Embarrassed? Nice try.

The embarrassing thing is that big ol' typo on the packaging. And all the other words in seemingly random order. And the presumption that I've got fat to move around. Come on, y'all. The copy editor in me just died a little bit more.